Thursday, March 25, 2010

5th Period Today in 3 Parts:

I walk into class to see two students throwing a condom back and forth at each other. Said condom is not in its wrapper.

As I'm reading the journal question aloud:
MP: "Ms. Kiefer, can I step outside? I need to fart."
me: "Seriously? Fine, hurry up. It takes about 2 seconds."
GM: "I need to too."
ZT: "Me too."
me: (wtf?)

A conversation:
me: "Listen up, I have an update about our fundraising project . . . see, San Francisco Unified School District has a policy about nutrition, so we aren't going to be able to sell cupcakes to raise money. We got an email today about--"
MP: "Ms. Kiefer you go to the club?" (commences dancing in his seat)
me: "Ummm . . . so the SFUSD policy mandates that we only distribute healthy food. Obviously cupcakes don't qualify. So either we have to--"
MP: "Naw fo real you go to the club?"
me: " . . . I'd like to focus on our Children of Incarcerated Parents Bill of Rights event. We either need to have our bake sale outside of school, or we need to sell something really healthy."
GM: "How about we sell yogurt parfaits?"
me: "That's a great idea, G. And we could actually probably make a better profit from yogurt parfaits if we buy the supplies at Costco."
ZT: "Or we could could just get Larry from 33rd St. to steal them for us."

Uh, yeah. That's a fantastic idea.

But after I left the little monsters today, I got to come see two of my favorite little boys, and guess who's on my lap right now?

baby Judebug, 3 weeks old

And my mama comes tomorrow, yay!!


Miss Caitlin S. said...

haha funny convos. I love it. And that is a cute wee one on your lap!

bananas. said...

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! are these students of yours?! OMG i heart them. that just made my day. the things tweens and teens say, i swear.

uh but yea...oaktown here i come! can you believe i've never done the nightlife there yet? my coworker is the one who convinced me and i had to convince my bf. anyway he also recommended mua. we're going to flora for din din and then checking out the places nearby. are any of those places you mentioned near flora???

happy friday!

Jeanette said...

I don't know how much you get paid but it is not enough. Nope, it surely isn't. Funny too funny. Good luck with the healthy bake sale.

Erika said...

Ummm...hello! You deserve about a billion awards for dealing with students like that on a daily basis - I believe I would have already pulled my hair out!! :)

hiking in stilettos said...

Hahahahaha. Sorry that 5th period was a bit of an annoyance today, bit it was hilarious to read! Good luck with the bake sale!