People who are Jerkfaces:
1. The person who stole my wallet out of my purse (in my office!) at school today;
2. The women who, after our thorough demonstration about appropriate prom attire to the junior and senior girls today, argued that there's nothing wrong with our teenage girls wearing micromini dresses and garter belts;
3. The school officials in Mississippi who canceled prom because their high school student, Constance McMillen, wanted to bring her girlfriend as a date;
4. The OTHER person who stole my wallet out of my purse last June.