Wednesday, August 25, 2010

9 am is Too Early


for a student to announce to class:

"My phone is vibrating! It's vibrating on my penis! I swear to God!"

At least let me have my coffee first.

22 comments:

J. said...

hahaha.. oh my. I miss being a mischevious youngster! ;)

Diana Mieczan said...

hahahaha....no way!!!!...hahaha...That is so funny!

ps: I am hosting a great GIVEAWAY, so please join in:)

Kisses,sweetie

Christy said...

hahahahahaha now that's funny!

this free bird said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is CRAZY!! Claire you have made.my.day!!

xoxo,
carrie
i'm going to stroll away chuckling all day!

Everton Terrace said...

Here we go - another funny school year. Yes, you should be allowed to get your coffee first!

PinkLouLou said...

ha ha ha ha no he did not! thats awesome.

Summer {Bisfor...} said...

at least he said penis...

...i hope.

bananas. said...

bwahahahahahahahahahahhaa!!! holy shit that is funny. i couldn't hold a straight face after hearing that.

~KS said...

LMAO.... hahahaha. I can hardly believe this.

Marcie said...

Hilarious! Oh technology and kids. This makes me feel old.

xo M

Micaela said...

lord i laughed my bum off!!!! ha!

today guess what *i* learned?! how to tell if a rabbit is a boy or girl... it involves squeezing fur until you see something pop out (much like a boy dog in heat but MUCH smaller of course) or his testes are a dead giveaway-- and it's a girl if when you squeeze you see a slit. HA

a CUSTOMER showed me that. lol

oh the things i learn at MY job...

ha!

kisses!

Gabby said...

Hahahahahahaha!! I especially like the "I swear to God" part lol

Alicia said...

hahaa!! nice!! i love that he actually announced it! that's awesome...

Kara said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA oh, teenagers.

Farah said...

LOL! being a teenager was so much fun! ;)

Miss Caitlin S. said...

hahahahahah. gosh, when I was in school most students didn't have cell phones and i always think how hard it would be to teach with them now! at leas you see the humor in it :) coffee is essential!!!!

Jessica said...

Oh man! I just found your blog, and this is the first post - love it! Hahaha!

bananas. said...

maria maria is in danville. there's another one in walnut creek as well. it's really good...not my favorite but it's up there.

and yes dave's parents are still together which is why our views on marriage are so different. i, like you, think it's unusual to be married for that long, having come from a broken family. hence my reason for not pursuing the marriage route.

i'm thinking cha cha cha next thurs. maybe i'll see you there ;)

Melissa said...

Oh geez!

drollgirl said...

BAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

What???!!!
exciting job you have!
;)

Lauren Nicole said...

THIS is the reason why when asked why i didn't date when i was in my early and mid teens i said: 'try getting them to talk about something other than sex, their dicks or "chicks boobs"'

seriously.


this was an LOL moment though, i will say, haha. thanks for a little laughter in my day. <3

- L