I mean seriously, who comes up with these things you "like"? Apparently any old Joe can make up things to "like," cause these are literally some of the things I've been seeing on my news feed lately:
Courtnee likes I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, then BOOM stalked for life!
Courtnee likes Dear God, Please bring back Bob Marley, In return you can have Justin Bieber. Amen.
Courtnee likes /\_/\_____________this would be my heartbeat if i ever lost you. I love you to death
Courtnee likes Can I Have A Sip? Sure! *Glug, Glug, Glug* WTF Man!?
Courtnee likes We text 24/7, but when we meet.......AWKWARD!
Courtnee likes Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
And speaking of facebook. I won't be friends with my students (duh), but there are a select few former students who have graduated that I'm friends with. One of them is decidedly not Davell Joiner. Here is a glimpse of his recent status updates to illustrate why:
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