Thursday, March 3, 2011

Kids Growin' Up Too Fast

And no, I'm not talking about teen pregnancy.  But speaking of which, we might have to talk about Teen Mom 2 soon.  I never thought I'd fall quite that low in my television habits, but it turns out working 60 hours a week makes you want to come home and do all kinds of crazy things (drink 40's of Blue Moon, watch Teen Mom 2, spend your remaining hours in a snuggie).  None of my friends are classless enough to watch Teen Mom 2, so I might need to call on some of you to discuss some things with (Jenelle is a monster beyotch who raises my blood pressure, Kailyn's baby is fugly, and please let baby Ali be okay!).


In any case, today is a very special day.  It is the first birthday of my favorite little person:

sweet Judebug

I know it's a little blurry, but it's the cutest picture ever so it's the one I had to share.  Jude Freitag is the most shining example of humankind.  He's cuddly, handsome, he never cries, and well, he's pretty much the dreamiest guy around.  I can't wait to celebrate with him!  And I'm also in denial that he is a whole year old.  Geez Louise.

And speaking of kids growing up too fast, check out this pic that Marianne sent me of my favorite celebritot:

Oh Suri and your pink Uggs.  
Please tell me that's hot chocolate in your Starbucks cup!

My love for Suri Cruise might be unexplainable, but it's steadfast.  Look at my girl gettin' all big!  Before we know it, she'll be spotted in hotel rooms with famous-haired tweens.  I'm getting old . . . 

34 comments:

Tracy-Girl @ Then I Got To Thinking said...

I love that you have 40s of blue moon. You seriously crack me up! Jude is so adorable!!

Ashley said...

She is too darn cute!

jeanette from everton terrace said...

Happy Birthday to Jude! Yes, what a face, how could you not be smitten??

Kimbirdy said...

aw, he's gonna be a heartbreaker! :)

Micaela said...

LOL at this whole post (except the CUTENESS that is jude bug!) happy birthday to that cutie :)


"Kailyn's baby is fugly"-- i busted out laughing.
i haven't watched "Teen Mom 2" yet but shows like that are dangerous to me because even though i honestly don't like it-- i can't stop watching! lol

i forgot about suri! :) starbucks!!!

you crack me up.

AmericanBridget (Jones) said...

FUGLY is one of the best word inventions ever. It's at least 10 ten in my book. For reals, yo.

Marz said...

LMAO :) I would never take you for watching Teen Mom 2 (then again you are reading a book by Snookie and watch the Jersey Shore....HAHA just kidding!!!) but after working as much as you do I can totally understand why! Sometimes it's best to read/watch trashy books/tv for the simple pleasure :)

Happy Birthday Judebug!!! :) SO stinking cute!!! I just love seeing his pics! :) Kids do grow up way too fast :( My BFF's oldest son turned 15 on Sunday!! I can't get over that!

I can't see Suri and not think of you :) I love her dad! xo

Katy Mary said...

haha you make me laugh girl! What a super cutie that little Jude is. Great name too I would totally sing "hey Jude" to him all day if he was my baby boy. Suri Cruise - also mad adorable.

Lori said...

Um, jude is the greatest name ever. I absolutely love it. Classy and cool all at the same time.

And Suri is super cute. Isn't it crazy how we don't realize we're aging until everything around us seems to be getting older? Then it's like wait... I must be getting older too :(

And yes, please discuss teen mom 2!

Alicia said...

oh lady, i'm not ashamed to admit it...i LOVE teen mom 2...i can't stay away! so lets discuss,shall we?? jenelle and her loser bf queefer drive me insane. i seriously want to dropkick her. and i really hope ali is ok...i seriously want that family to work out! and suri cruise is such a doll...way cuter than her creepy mom!

this free bird said...

Jude is such a little man! I love him. Even though I've never met him. Isn't this a Savage Garden song?

Okay anyway, I'm your friend and I'm TOTALLY classless enough to watch Teen Mom2. Hell I was watching Teen Mom from the get go when it was 16 and Pregnant. No shame in my game lady.

Jenelle is a hot drug-addicted mess. I feel so badly for her mother. Kailyn needs a smack. Her bf, ex-bf whatever he is, Joe AND his bro just got picked up on marijuana charges. Niiiiiice. I hope Ali is okay too. Oh, and don't get me going on that moron Chelsea whose ex-bff Meagan who moved out is now ALSO pregnant and the two of them are trying to get a spin off of their own reality show. WTF.

I have waaaay too much useless information occupying my headspace Claire.

Oh. And I wanna be bff with Suri Cruise. I totally want to go shopping with her and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

xoxo,
Carrie

Gracie said...

Hahaha! I'm feeling old now. But how cute is Jude bug (eee)? He has the cutest little face and I'm sure he will grow up to be a good looking lad :)

And I would definitely not judge you for wanting to watch something mindless after that much work. It's can be so relaxing.

Lindsey said...

Please! Don't be ashamed of Teen Mom 2, it's awesome. I'm currently watching it as I type. Kailynn is on her date with Jordan to go rock climbing. I don't understand why Joe's parents would forbid her from dating. If she doesn't wanna be with your son dude, chill. And could Adam seriously be any more of a scumbag?? "Apparently you and your Dad just care about me having a job." Uhh yah, you are living off her dad and have a child to support you SKANK. anyway, Jude is precious! They really do grow up sooo fast. It's ridiculous and I want my nephew to stop growing.

p.s. I think Suri is beyond adorable, but her wackadoo parents SCARE ME!

KillerKaro said...

40's of blue moon sound delicious!
...and when did Suri get huge?!? Wasn't she just born?

Tiffany said...

This blog was fantastic! :)

~Tiffany

Mrs.B said...

Happy Birthday to the "big" boy, Judebug!

Can not get on the TM2 bandwagon!

Suri is drinking hot chocolate that she bought with her own money...according to TMZ...LOL...and you know I want to know that!

FUG + ly = best word ever!

shelly said...

oh my that lil Suri is way too cute! i was just wondering about the Cruise family the other day...
classless i am, i LOVE Teen Mom 2! lol can i please SMACK chelsea??!! and then Janelle's mom's cuz i think she is the bitch! i can't believe we have another trashy show in common! lol
if you need another one- check out The X Life on VH1. the season finale just aired this week but you can catch the re runs. it's great! i feel NOTHING when i watch it!

bklyn76 said...

happy one-day-late birthday, jude!

Gabriella said...

Gosh, your little boy certainly is a dashing baby! I don't know how time flies by so fast either! x

Meghan said...

40's of Blue Moon and snuggies? Girl, we were so meant to be bloggy buddies:) I also share your love for all things Suri. Is it weird that I think it could be fun to go shopping with her???

Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Phoenix Peacock said...

I think most true love is unexplainable but steadfast! I love that yours is for Suri

Signe said...

Judebug is a sweetie and so is Suri!
Have a great weekend :)

Leesh said...

Jude is so adorable. How can anyone resist that cute face of his??? Happy first birthday to him.

bananas. said...

happy birthday to jude! such a stud!!!

oh suri...she's destined to follow the same path as most all celebrity children. so sad.

Katie said...

Claire I am so glad we found each other not only because you are social worker, but also that we can discuss Teen Mom 2! Girl, Janelle and her mom are so AWFUL!!! My flimsy excuse for watching is that I can practice biopsychosocial assessments on each girl (but seriously I'd watch either way!). haha.

Little Jude is just so cuuute!

ag. said...

I'm so in denial that my nephews are getting older! But Happy 1st Birthday to the adorable Jude!

Kary said...

Kids grow up way to fast, and we just keep getting older :(

Happy birthday to little judebug :)
Feliz Cumpleanos!

I have a secret to admit to - I LOVE SURI!!!!!! I've loved her from the moment she was born, and until my baby girl is born, she will be the cutest baby girl ever!!! I love her, tom cruise and katie holmes! Tom Cruise - I love you!!! Suri I love you!!! My daughters name was going to be Suri until two months ago :) That's how much I love her :)

Miss Caitlin S. said...

I so wish I was into Teen Mom 2, I just haven't had time for it this season, honestly but I love Teen Mom 1!!! I could go on forever and ever about my feelings about them (including Tyler, who I think is like Buddha) so no shame. Honestly, as I get older, I realize how long the days get and I get wanting to just watch TV! Also, Suri is undeniably cute but one of my closest friends always talks about what a nightmare she will be when she grows up, and sadly, it's so true. But you're right, she is adorable.

Erika said...

Suri is my favorite celebritot, as well. I kind of want to be her. Either that, or raid her closet - she has amazing style!! :P

a little bit of sunshine said...

what a handsome little man! :)

Melissa: Write it in Lipstick said...

Happy birthday Junebug, I sure hope Suri is drinking hot chocolate too.


Write it in lipstick

Kristin W said...

When did Suri get so big?!?! She's freaking adorable in that outfit too!!

Krystal said...

aww that really is the cutest picture!! And yeah..suri? last time I saw her her hair was in a little bob! weird.

chels.e. said...

oh my, i have the same shameful addiction to teen mom and other such reality tv blunders!
i will gladly converse with you about their trashiness any time. :)
p.s. i love the blog/your writing and look forward to reading more!
oh, and p.p.s. happy birthday to jude.